- Let traders battle each other all day by selling stocks and bidding up the VIX.
- Ramp $SPY at 3:30pm ET. Simultaneously sell $VXX.
- Cover at market close.
- Wash. Rinse. Repeat
- Laugh all the way to the bank.
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- When it comes time for a market correction you make sure to let everyone know that if they would have followed your advice, $29.99 newsletter, or real time alert they would have been fine and avoided disaster.