- Drink - Heavily.
- Hug Your Kids - Your kids will be the ones inheriting your 401(k) if you haven't already lost it all.
Say Your Prayers
FOMC July Meeting Minutes Word Cloud
10 Reasons Why The Fed Won't Raise Interest Rates
1. China Hard Landing - The latest move from China devaluing their currency brings into question the strength of the global economy.
2. Football - With football season kicking off, there are a lot of Fantasy Football brackets to be filled out. Ain't nobody got time for worrying about interest rates.
3. Off The Highs - The market has been range bound almost the entire year. The S&P 500 recently had a couple of brief scares below 2100 but Janet is looking for 2150-2200 before a rate hike can even be put on the table. The US equity market is in the 3rd longest bull market ever. Janet will not settle for anything less than gold (which is also now worthless).