Create a myRAMP account similar to Obama's myRA (my Retirement Account) that would be used solely to buy stocks at 3:30pm ET every day and sell at the close.
Imprison every short seller.
Lower income taxes and abolish capital gains tax.
Increase the wealth gap by reducing minimum wage.
Appoint Janet Yellen as my Chief of Staff.
Appoint Ben Bernanke as my Treasury Secretary.
Appoint Deez Nuts as my bodyguard and hype man.
Play A LOT of golf.
Make insider trading legal.
Have multiple First Ladies. $STUDY